Romeo And Juliet - Essay. Fake

I was writing a warranty on a cell phone for a school project at my aunts house over the weekend a few weeks ago, and my brother thought (for some reason) that I was doing an essay on Romeo and Juliet (which we were reading in class anyways). The line he lol'd at in my warranty was something like:
This warranty does not cover your clumsiness like dropping in the toilet, (more stuff here), etc..."

So he then said what I have posted as a deviation, of course making me rofl. x3